

Both of them had inner monologues (ofcourse, we like to keep the inner goddesses here in the ELJ headquarters) that were constantly repetitive and yappy. It felt very amateur and I shit you not, I felt like Gollum was speaking sometimes. This name was the only selling point in this story, it brought me comedic relief. But that doesn’t mean that once in a while I’ll get a name that I love to absoulte bits. → He is now “Lord Trevethick.” When it comes to names in books, I have no problem if the author has either random-word-generated or dictionary-swallowed names in their story. But in spite of all that, we managed to remain good friends and keep our hands off each other-until Kit’s death.” And years later she’d chosen my brother, not me. “She is and always will be my first love, my first fuck…my disastrous first fuck.

→ We proceed to find out that his brother just died and he is currently fucking his brother’s wife. She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”

Who was it last time? Jojo? Jeanne? Jody? Whatever. No commitments, no expectations, and no disappointments I just have to remember their names. “Mindless sex-there’s a lot to be said for it. Before I even get into all the NO, ERIKA, NO!‘s in that… let me give you a treat. A wealthy, manwhorey, newly appointed Earl starts getting the hots for his illegally immigrated with a language barrier, beautiful in pink granny panties (he actually had to point this out), apparently limited access to technology house cleaner. Without even starting the book, I was cautious about the premise. I can’t believe i put on my good crocs for this By now, her writing would have improved right? her character development and her plot skills must have enhanced somehow? their should be some any sort of improvement? So, I thought what better way to gather my thoughts about this author then to read her upcoming standalone. Yet still, I respect all those lovers of the romance because for some, It actually regenerated / originated their love for the genre. unfortunately, i couldn’t troop for more.) I don’t really remember my thoughts and whether I liked it or not didn’t matter because looking back now, I don’t really like what it stands for. Having read FSOG a long time back (just the first one. That trilogy regardless of whether it was a disaster, a passer-by or a godsend in your life, was something of a global Category 5, DEFCON 1, 10th magnitude phenomena that took the world by storm. James was launching a new standalone novel, my first thought like I assume all other people’s thoughts were went to FSOG. From start to finish 30% (i mean, i was finished by about 5% but I was raised to be a trooper and troop i did.) Let’s start by taking you on the journey. Well i mean, at least i’ll have a new joke to tell my therapist this week. For a woman dressed in a nylon housecoat, she’s hot.”
